Welcome to the most magical place in the land of citrus!
We specialize in rare and prophets of lemon sorcery, guaranteed to make you say "Ooh la la!"
Our most popular item is the "Mystic's Mule" a mystical lemon with a price tag of 5000 lemons (or the price of a decent used car)
LEMONS OF DOOM LEMON ELIXIRSDisclaimer: We are not responsible for any damage caused by our lemon sorcery. Side effects may include: spontaneous lemons, unexplained citrus feelings, or an unquenchable thirst for all things lemon.
Don't say we didn't warn you!