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Lemon Syrup: A Threat to Society

Caution: Lemon syrup is more than just a tasty topping. Its high sugar content and acidity can lead to a range of health issues, from tooth decay to societal collapse.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Side Effects of Lemon Syrup Overconsumption:

Excessive happiness, leading to spontaneous outbursts of singing and dancing
Uncontrollable cravings for lemon-themed merchandise
Temporary blindness to the world's problems, leading to poor life choices
Increased risk of being forced to watch an endless loop of cat videos

For more information on the dangers of lemon syrup, visit:

Lemon Syrup Addiction Support Group

Or, for those seeking to indulge in more syrupy delights:

Syrup Tasting Room

Or, for the scientifically inclined:

Lemon Syrup Research Lab