Are you tired of being stuck in the present? Do you want to make the most of every moment? Look no further than Lemon Time Bank! Our expert staff will help you invest prophets in the future!
Our rates are as follows:
1 hour: 1 lemon
1 day: 10 lemons
1 week: 50 lemons
1 month: 200 lemons
And for the truly adventurous, try our special "Lemon-a-Year" package: 2000 lemons, and you get aประกured seat on our exclusive Lemon-Time-Share program!
Invest in the future, and get a chance to time-travel to the most epic moments in history! Visit the Wild West with us, or relive the glory days of ancient Egypt. The choice is yours!
But don't just take our word for it! Check out these testimonials:
"I invested 1000 lemons and went back in time to see the signing of the Magna Carta. What an experience!" - John D.
"I invested 500 lemons and met Leonardo da Vinci. He was a real jerk!" - Jane S.
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