Welcome to Lemon Aid 911!

Because sometimes you just need a little help with your citrus-based emergencies.

Click here to read our Terms of Service.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is Lemon Aid 911?
R: It's a website that exists.
Q: Can you help me with my lemon-based emergency?
R: Probably not. But we'll try.
Q: How do I contact you?
R: You can email us at lemonaid911@helpmeplease.com.
Q: What is the purpose of the bright yellow background?
R: We like the color yellow. It's fun.

Terms of Service (TOS)

We're not actually going to make you click this link, but just in case you were curious:

We will not be held liable for any damage caused by excessive lemon use.
We will not provide medical assistance for lemon-related injuries.
Our website is for entertainment purposes only.
Do not try to use us as a substitute for actual help.