Leo's Galactic Guide to Not Caring

Hey, you. Yeah, you. Leo here. So, apparently, I'm on... uh... Mars... no, that's not it. I mean, I'm pretty sure I was on Earth just a minute ago. Anyway...

I forget what year it is too

Don't worry, it's not you, it's just me. I'm a professional at being completely and utterly forgetful. Ask my cat, Mr. Whiskers. He's got a PhD in "I Have No Idea What's Going On Either, Human". Maybe I'm on a planet?

Maybe I'm just a cat myself?