Hobbies for the Uninspired

Less-Than-Stellar Hobbies for the Unambitious

Are you tired of doing things that are actually fun? Do you want to waste hours of your life on activities that will never lead to personal growth or social status?

• Extreme Ironing - For those who love ironing, but hate the satisfaction of folding a crisp sheet
• Trophy Collecting - For the thrill of displaying useless trinkets in a crowded attic
• Collecting Used Tissues - For the art of preserving the memories of sniffles and snots
• Professional Line-Stander - For the joy of waiting in line, alone, for hours on end
• Extreme Knitting - For the satisfaction of making the same scarf 17 times in a row