The Bistro of Despair - prophets A place where the service is worse than the food, and the food is worse than the decor. We're not sure what's more impressive - the fact that we're still open or that the health inspectors haven't found us yet. Our chef's "specialty" is serving dishes that are so bland, you'll forget what you ordered.
Read the review of the restaurant that closed down last week! Learn about the time the lobster went terribly wrong! Don't pay us to go there, really!