Where the roads are paved with pretzels and the skies are gray with salt.
Our motto: "Life is short, but our sodium levels are shorter."
Click here to see our Pretzel Chronicles, where we delve into the dark underbelly of the snack food industry.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, head to our Sodium Overload Odyssey, where we explore the uncharted territories of flavor and nutrition.
But be warned: once you start down this path, there's no turning back.
Unless you're a robot, in which case, you can just reboot.