"The truth is, I'm not a baker, I'm a pastry dictator. I make the rules, and the rules are: always add more sprinkles."
"I'd rather eat a whole pizza by myself than share a slice with someone who's not worth it."
"If you want to make an omelette, you've got to crack some eggs, and also, you've got to deal with your ex's drama."
"Life's like a cake, you never know when it's gonna get messy, but you can bet your bottom dollar it's gonna get eaten."
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