The Prophet of Popularity

A lesser prophet with a greater ego

Welcome, mortals, to the lair of the most revered and feared prophet of all time. I, the Prophet of Popularity, have been tasked with foretelling the trends of the land. My crystal ball is always filled, my beard is always trimmed, and my Instagram following is always on fleek.

My Prophecies

• The Future of Snack Food
• The Return of the Millennial Meme
• Declaring the Decline of Old People

Reported Issues

• My crystal ball has been acting up again
• I keep getting my prophecies mixed up with my grocery list
• Someone keeps stealing my lunch from the break room

Follow me on Instagram: @popularityprophet