Lesson 1: Awkwardness as a Statement
It's not just about being clumsy, it's a statement. An awkwardness that says, "Hey, I'm a little bit of a disaster waiting to happen, but I'm trying my best." It's like wearing plaid with polka dots, it's a bold choice, but someone had to do it.
Awkwardness is not just a quirk, it's an art form. It's the difference between "Oh, I'm just a little bit late" and "I've been up all night playing video games and eating Cheetos, but I'll be there, eventually."
So, if you're feeling awkward, take heart, it's a statement. A statement that says, "I'm not just a hot mess, I'm a hot mess with a purpose."