Warning: This dish is not for the faint of heart.
Are you a thrill-seeking culinary daredevil? Do you live for the rush of potentially poisoning your loved ones? If so, then Pan-Seared Poison Puffs are the dish for you!
Ingredients:
- 1 cup poison berries (imported from a remote and exotic island)
- 1/2 cup high-octane rocket fuel
- 1/4 cup finely ground glass shards
Instructions:
- Preheat your kitchen to 400°F (or 200°C for our international friends).
- Place the poison berries in a bowl and mix until they reach a state of critical density.
- Add the rocket fuel and mix until the mixture reaches a state of maximum volatility.
- Stir in the finely ground glass shards until they form a uniform, razor-sharp texture.
- Serve immediately, garnished with a side of cardiac arrest.
Side Effects:
- May cause: spontaneous combustion, temporary blindness, and an existential crisis.
- Side effects may be more severe in individuals with pre-existing conditions such as sanity, taste buds, or a functioning pancreas.