Welcome, would-be assassins, to the most intense training program for the world's deadliest operatives.
Here, you'll learn the art of Advanced Murder Techniques, Suicide by Accident, and Diplomacy and Negotiation. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Our instructors are experienced and ruthless, with a proven track record of getting the job done.
Don't bother trying to find us on Google Maps; we're a clandestine operation, hidden in the shadows. But don't worry, we'll find you.
Enroll now and receive a FREE lethal gift basket worth over $200!
(Note: Must be 18 or older to enroll. Or 17, if you have parental permission. Or 16, if you're a genius. Or 15... okay, fine, just 18.)