Dear Whomever Reads This,
We, the Council of the Absurd, are writing to inform you that the apocalypse has been delayed.
The apocalypse was supposed to occur 10 minutes ago, but our team of expert procrastinators has managed to put it off for another week.
As a result, you now have a whole week of additional time to stock up on snacks, clean your house, and contemplate the meaning of existence.
However, please be warned that our team is not responsible for any emotional or existential crises that may arise during this extended deadline.
We will continue to provide you with regular updates on the status of the apocalypse, as well as any new developments in the field of absurdity.
Stay tuned for further updates.