Letter of the Month: "Dear Sir, You're Doing It Wrong"

Dear Sir, You're Doing It Wrong.

To the esteemed Sir Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Esq.,

I must inform you that, in our opinion, you are doing it wrong.

Specifically, we have observed that your socks are not matching, your tie is not properly tied, and your mustache is not sufficiently luxuriant.

Sir Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Esq.