Tip 1: Use a Pen that's not a Pencil
A pen is for writing. Pencils are for drawing. Don't get the two confused.
MoreTip 2: Use a Paper that's not Too Bright
White paper is for beginners. For those who have transcended to the realm of the advanced writer, use paper that's a bit more... subdued.
Understated Writing TechniquesTip 3: Write in a Place that's not Too Loud
Writing in a library is for amateurs. For the truly skilled, writing is a solo act, performed in a dimly lit, coffee-fueled lair.
Caffeine-Infused Writing Hacks