Ultra-Utilitarian U-Boats

Welcome to the most unnecessarily complicated naval force in the world!

Our submarines are equipped with an abundance of unnecessary features, including:

• A built-in espresso machine that plays a tinny rendition of "La Cucuracha" on every brew
• Eighty-seven layers of redundant safety nets to ensure maximum safety
• An onboard librarian to catalog the infinite permutations of possible navigation routes

Read our manifest of prophetic naval engineers And learn about the deep, existential meaning behind our design choices