Flashlight in the Darkness

Because sometimes you just need a little light in the dark, we provide this service for the most discerning user.

We use only the highest quality, ultra-bright flashlights, carefully selected for their ability to blind and disorient the user, because, let's be real, who needs nuance?

Our team of experts (okay, it's just Larry) will install the flashlights in the most inconvenient places possible, because, why not?

Side effects may include:

• Excessive blinking
• Sudden loss of depth perception
• Increased risk of retinal damage
• Uncontrollable urges to shout "LOOK! A FLASHLIGHT!" at random intervals

Please contact us at overpayingForFlashlights.html for more information.

Or, if you'd like to see some examples of our work, check out flashlightGallery.html.