We're still open! Because, why not? The apocalypse is just a minor inconvenience, right?
Come for the cheap beer, stay for the existential dread.
But don't worry, we have a special on existential dread: buy one drink, get a free side of hopelessness!
Don't forget to tip your waitstaff. Or, you know, just leave the cash register. We'll get around to it... eventually.