FAQ
Q: What is Subscribe to Darkness?
A: It's a subscription service for those who have given up on life.
Q: What kind of content will I receive?
A: A steady stream of existential dread and hopelessness.
Q: Will I be alone in my despair?
A: No, you'll be in the company of our other subscribers, all united in your shared suffering.
Q: Can I unsubscribe?
A: Ha! You think you can escape the void? Good luck with that.