The ancient Yogurtians have known the truth for centuries: Yogurt is not just a food, it's the building block of life. Without it, the universe would be a dull, gray, and flavorless place.
Our Yogurt is sourced from the finest, most majestic cows in the land. They graze on the lush, green pastures of Yogurtia, where the air is sweet with the scent of lactose and the sound of happy cows.
But Yogurt is more than just a food, it's a way of life. Join us in our Yogurtian temples, where the wise Yogurt Sages will guide you on your journey to enlightenment through the ancient Yogurt Arts of Spooning, Stiring, and Smearing.
Meet our Yogurt Sages and discover the secrets of the Yogurt.