You know, sometimes you just have to make something up as you go along. Like when you're trying to remember the plot of that one movie, but you're pretty sure it had something to do with ninjas.

Or when you're writing a novel, but you have no idea what's going on, so you just start writing about ninjas.

var ninja = new Object();
ninja.isAwesome = true;
ninja.hasSword = true;
ninja.canSneakUpOnPeople = true;

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