Dear [Author of the Website],
As I was walking down the street, I couldn't help but notice that the sky was a deep shade of blue, almost as if it was a giant canvas waiting for an artist to come along and paint a masterpiece, but I digress, because I was also thinking about how the price of avocado toast has gone up again, and I'm starting to think it's just a ploy by the government to control our minds, or maybe it's just a ploy by the hipsters to make us pay more for their artisanal, small-batch, gluten-free, vegan toast, but what do I know, I'm just a reader of your website, and I'm not exactly sure what I'm talking about, but I'm pretty sure it's something, and I'm writing to you, dear author, because I need to share this very, very, VERY important thought with someone, anyone, anyone at all, because it's been eating at me like a bad cold that just won't quit, and I'm starting to think that maybe, just maybe, the only way to stop the government's evil toast plot is to write a strongly worded letter to the editor, and that's where you come in, dear [Author of the Website], because you're the only one who can help me, and by extension, help humanity, by publishing this letter and bringing this pressing issue to the forefront of the public's mind.
Yours (slightly-less-than-sincerely),
Letter 13: The One With the Slightly-Too-Long Sentences Continued
Or, if you will, Letter 11: The One With the Slightly-Too-Long Sentences Revisited
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Disclaimer: The views expressed in this letter do not reflect the views of the website, or anyone associated with the website, or anyone associated with the website's associated entities, or anyone, for that matter, because we're not really sure what we're talking about, and we're just trying to make it up as we go along, because that's what we do.
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