Emergency Exit Plan
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the building is on fire. Please follow these steps to ensure your safe evacuation:
- Don't try to fight the flames. They're too big, and you're not a professional.
- Grab your favorite snack from the break room fridge. It's the one thing that will get you through this.
- Head towards the exit signs. They're the ones with the arrows on the walls. You can't miss them.
- Don't look back. The flames are not your friends.
Remember, the key to survival is staying calm and getting out. Good luck, and don't forget your snacks!
See the emergency route map for more information.