Escape Plan Phase 2: The Desperate Measures

Because Phase 1 Clearly Didn't Work

It's time to get serious. The zombies are getting closer, the supplies are running low, and your favorite snacks are all gone. It's time to bug out.

Here's the plan:

• Make a run for the hills
• Find a secure location with a good view
• Stock up on canned goods and bottled water
• Build a moat around your perimeter (preferably with spikes)
• Wait for the zombies to come

And if that doesn't work, there's always Plan B: The Crazy Person option.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try Plan C: The Crazy Person's Crazy Cousin.

But let's not get ahead of ourselves. We've still got time to make it to Phase 3.