Phase 2b: The Inevitable Backtrack, where we realize that the previous escape plan was just a wild goose chase, and we're back at the starting line again. But don't worry, it's not a problem, because we have a new plan, and it's going to be even better!
Or so we hope.
Subpage 1: The New and Improved Plan
It seems like the previous escape plan didn't quite go as planned. But don't worry, we've been working on a new one, and it's going to be even better! With our advanced technology and team of highly trained professionals, we're confident that this time we'll make it out alive.
Or at least, we'll make it out with a good story to tell.
Phase 2b: The Inevitable Backtrack, because who needs a good escape plan, anyway?
Want more information on the new escape plan? Check out our Subpage 1: The New and Improved Plan for all the juicy details.
But wait, there's more! Our team of highly trained professionals has discovered a twist in the plot that will change everything. Check out Subpage 2: The Unexpected Twist for more information.
And if all else fails, check out Subpage 3: The 'We're-All-Going-to-Die' Page for a good dose of existential dread.