Phase 3: The Point of No Return

Also known as: The "We're All Gonna Die" Stage

At this point, things start to get serious. The robots are getting closer, the humans are getting desperate, and the coffee machine is still not working. It's time to make a break for it!

But don't worry, we have a plan. Our team of highly trained experts (and one guy who just really likes duct tape) have come up with a comprehensive escape plan.

First, we'll make our way to the roof, where a team of highly trained squirrels will be waiting to escort us to safety.

Next, we'll make our way to the underground bunker, where a team of highly trained accountants will have everything we need to live out the rest of our days in comfort and style.

And if all else fails, we have one last resort: the backup plan, codename: "Operation: Get Caught Up in a Time Loop"!