Phase 1b: The Unyielding Despair

Where the coffee flows and the despair runs deep.

• Level 2a: The Slightly Less Despairing
• The Unrelenting Despair: Phase 2c

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A Despairing FAQ

Q: What's the point of it all?

A: Who cares?

Q: Can I escape?

A: Ha! Good luck with that.

Phase 1b Stats

Despair Level: 8/10

Coffee Consumption: 3/5 cups

Time Spent Staring at the Floor: 2 hours 14 minutes