We've reached a critical point in our rebellion against the tyrannical government.
As a last resort, we've decided to take a more... unconventional approach.
Cold brew coffee has been deployed as a powerful tool of subversion.
Its smooth, rich flavor is the perfect antidote to the bitter taste of oppression.
We're talking gallons of it, poured into the city's water supply.
The government is... not happy.
But we're not backing down.
Want to know more about our cold brew operations?
Learn more about Phase 2: The Caffeine Resistance Or, if you're feeling brave, join us in Phase 3: The French Press UprisingPhase 1 was all about getting cold brew into the system.
We targeted key water treatment facilities, pouring gallons of the stuff into the pipes.
It wasn't pretty, but it was effective.
The government thought we were just a bunch of coffee snobs.
But little did they know, we were brewing up a revolution!
Phase 2 was all about amplifying our message.
We started posting flyers in public spaces, extolling the virtues of cold brew.
It was a bold move, but we knew it would get results.
The government was getting desperate.
They tried to shut us down, but we just kept on brewing.
But we know what's coming next...Phase 3 is... well, this is it.
We've reached a critical mass of cold brew resistance.
The government is on its last leg.
It's time to take it to the streets.
Literally.