Level 1B: The Cacophony of Choice

Wherein lies the abyss of uncertainty, a labyrinth of confusion, and a vortex of despair.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Option 1: The Unyielding Unpredictability

A path so fraught with peril, you'll question your life choices.

Warning: May cause spontaneous combustion.

A maze of confusion, with no clear escape route.

Caution: May cause permanent brain damage.

A never-ending cycle of bewilderment and disorientation.

Side effects may include: dizziness, disorientation, and spontaneous questioning of one's life choices.