Level 3.1: The Sublevel of Desperation

Welcome, brave adventurer, to the depths of Verification Level 3.1! Here, the lines between reality and paranoia are blissfully blurred.

Our team of highly trained, slightly-unsure-of-their-own-identities verification specialists have been working tirelessly to verify the veracity of your existence.

You're probably wondering why you're here. The reasons are many, but the truth is simple: you clicked the "Verify Me" button one too many times, and now you're stuck in this never-ending cycle of self-doubt.

But fear not, traveler! Our experts have devised a series of increasingly absurd tests to prove your humanity:

• Level 3.2: The Circle of Self-Induced Madness - where you'll be forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music while being asked to identify the color of the sky.
• Level 3.3: The Maze of Uncertainty - where you'll navigate a labyrinth of existential dread, only to discover it's just a bunch of randomly generated numbers.

Don't worry, it's all in good fun! (Or is it?) Proceed to Level 3.1.1: The Never-Ending Form to begin your journey.