Word Smithing is the ancient art of crafting words that defy the laws of mortal men. It's like blacksmithing, but with words instead of swords.
Step 1: Choose your materials wisely. Select words that are long, complicated, and full of obscure references.
Step 2: Combine the words in a way that defies logic and reason. Use as many as words as possible to convey the simplest of messages.
Step 3: Add unnecessary details and tangents. The more, the merrier. Or, in this case, the more confusing.