Life Coach Certification

Get certified as a life coach, because, honestly, someone's got to tell you what to do with your life.

Our certification program is designed to turn you into a human version of a Google search bar, but with less accuracy and more judgment.

Cram as much useless knowledge as possible into your brain, and we'll be your judge, jury, and executioner.

Our program includes:

- 500+ hours of video content that will drive you to the brink of madness.

- A comprehensive guide to the 17 different flavors of existential dread.

- A 10-page PDF that summarizes the entire program in 3-point font.

Don't wait any longer, sign up now, and we'll send you a bill!