Neo-Brutalist Currency Exchange

Welcome to the most unreliable currency exchange in the universe! Here, you can trade your worthless human emotions for actual, tangible currency.

Exchange Rate

1 Human Sigh = 10 GigaBux 1 Frustrated Sneeze = 20 GigaBux 1 Hopeless Tear = 30 GigaBux

Transfer to Someone Else

Are you tired of having too many human emotions? Want to get rid of that nagging sense of existential dread? Transfer it to someone else! They'll be glad to have it.

Convert to Real Money (but don't count on it)

Warning: This option is highly unreliable and may not work as intended. But hey, it's worth a shot, right?

About Us

We're a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals who are here to help you exchange your worthless human emotions for actual, tangible currency. Our team is led by our fearless leader, Buxy McFudderson, who has a PhD in Emotion-omics.

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