The Great Bacon Wars of the Universe

Welcome, space traveler, to the epic struggle for control of the cosmos.

It began with a single strip of crispy, smoked bacon, dropped into the depths of space by a careless chef.

Now, the fate of the galaxy hangs in the balance as the forces of Baconian Empire clash with the Republic of Veggie-ites.

Will the power of the mighty BLT be enough to crush the spirits of the tofu-wielding rebels?

Join the battle for the future of the universe at:

• The Baconian Empire's Official Statement
• The Veggie Republic's Secret Plan
• Space Ship Blueprints for the Brave

Disclaimer: This website is a work of fiction and not meant to be taken seriously. Or is it?