Welcome to Neo-Brutalist's Guide to Disastrous Relationships

Are you tired of swipes and matches that lead to disappointment and despair? Do you want to know the secrets of Neo-Brutalist's most disastrous dating apps?

• Bumble: Where matches are just a series of bad ideas
• Tinder: A never-ending cycle of ghosting and catfishing
• OkCupid: Where matches are just people who share your love of accounting
• Zooskout: Because who needs a decent profile picture, anyway?