Warning: The views expressed on this page are those of a single, possibly deranged individual.
It's not that we're not a fan of socks, but rather that they're the bane of our existence. They're like that one cousin who just won't leave.
Why do we need socks? To keep our feet warm, perhaps? No, no, no. We have heaters for that. Socks are just a vessel for the soul-sucking drudgery of laundry day.
But, we digress. If you're still here, it's because you're either a fellow sock-hater or you're just trolling us. Either way, we'll let you in on a little secret:
Click here for our Sockhate Manifesto