I'm a sophisticated, cultured individual with refined tastes. I don't have time for people who waste their time swiping, liking, and commenting. They're just noise, a cacophony of attention-seeking drones.
Why settle for the bland, soulless experience of social media when you could be out exploring the world, reading a good book, or learning a new skill?
Likers Are the New Vampires - A treatise on the dangers of mindless scrolling
Liking as a Creative Outlet (for the Utterly Uncreative) - A satirical look at the "art" of liking
Quantifying the Irrelevance of Likes - A data-driven exploration of the meaninglessness of it all