You know what they say: "You get what you pay for." But do you know what they also say: "You pay for what you get, but then you also get a side of buyer's remorse."
That's right, folks. The overpriced socks trend is here to stay, and we're not just talking about any ordinary socks. No, no. These babies are handcrafted by the finest artisans in the land, using materials so exotic, so rare, so utterly impractical that you'll be questioning your life choices after purchasing them.
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