Welcome, fellow travelers, to the most extreme, most righteous, most utterly most profound surfing experience in the multiverse: Neo-Nirvana Surfing!
You are currently on the Limey McVibes path, where the waves are always gnarly and the sun is always shining bright!
But that's not all, folks! With our patented Neo-Nirvana Surfing Technology, you can surf the void, ride the neon dreams, and master the ancient zen surfing techniques of the great surf gurus of yore!