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Because you clearly weren't satisfied with the first one, we're releasing a sequel that's even more underwhelming.
Features:
Buy now and receive a complimentary sticker that says "I'm not impressed" on it!
Overhyped: The Subpages We Never Talked About Underwhelming Content: The Sequel to Nothing Special Limited Edition 2 Special Features: Because You Asked for ItDisclaimer: Not actually limited edition. Made in a sweatshop by people who hate their lives.
Side effects may include: