DOOMSDAY SCHEDULE

**DOOMSDAY SCHEDULE**

**WARNING: THIS IS A WORK IN PROGRESS**

• Mon: Apocalypse by Committee Meeting
• Tue: Global Economic Collapse and Chaos
• Wed: The Great Sausage Shortage
• Thu: The Robot Uprising
• Fri: The Inevitable Heat Death of the Sun
• Sat: The End of the Weekend (and all hope)
• Sun: The End of the World