Welcome to the humble abode of Prophet Aurora, the visionary seer who has mastered the art of predicting the utterly improbable.
As a featured prophet, Aurora has been granted access to the most obscure, yet tantalizing, realms of probability. Their predictions have been known to be both delightfully accurate and hilariously incorrect.
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