Prophet Kaida, the most renowned prophet of our generation, has foreseen the future and has chosen to share his vision with the world.
His prophesies are not just predictions, but also come with a side of sass and a pinch of magic.
Don't believe everything he says, but do believe that he's got some good ideas.
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Send us your letters and we might just publish them, or we might just make fun of them.
Don't worry, we're not cruel.
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