Prophecy of the Doomsday Burrito

As foretold in the ancient tomes of the Burrito Oracle, the Doomsday Burrito shall bring forth a calamity of untold proportions.

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By the power vested in us, it is decreed that the Doomsday Burrito shall bring ruin upon the land, in the form of:

THE FURY OF THE BEAN SPOILERS
THE WRATH OF THE CHEESE SAUCE
THE CURSE OF THE EXTRA JALAPEÑOS

Heed this warning, mortals!

Seek deliverance from the coming doom

This prophecy is brought to you by the Council of the Doomsday Burrito.

May the odds be ever in your favor.