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Blerp Sneakers: The Technical Specs

Warning: This is a highly technical document. Prolonged reading may cause dizziness, headaches, or spontaneous combustion.

**Blerp Sneakers Model:** Blerp-Sneaks-3000

Processor: CPU-9000 ( Quad Core, 2.5 GHz )

Memory: 8 GB RAM, 16 GB ROM

Storage: 512 GB SSD ( Solid State of Discomfort )

Operating System: Blerp OS ( Based on Linux, but with a dash of magic )

**Sole Technology:** Advanced Blerp- Sole-Technology (BST) with built-in anti-slip coating and 3D-printed toe cap

**Colors:** Available in: Blerp-Bright-Red, Blerp-Funky-Blue, and Blerp-Purple-Plastic

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