Blerp Sneakers: The Technical Specs
Warning: This is a highly technical document. Prolonged reading may cause dizziness, headaches, or spontaneous combustion.
**Blerp Sneakers Model:** Blerp-Sneaks-3000
Processor: CPU-9000 ( Quad Core, 2.5 GHz )
Memory: 8 GB RAM, 16 GB ROM
Storage: 512 GB SSD ( Solid State of Discomfort )
Operating System: Blerp OS ( Based on Linux, but with a dash of magic )
**Sole Technology:** Advanced Blerp- Sole-Technology (BST) with built-in anti-slip coating and 3D-printed toe cap
**Colors:** Available in: Blerp-Bright-Red, Blerp-Funky-Blue, and Blerp-Purple-Plastic