The Sneaker King of Neo-Brutalia's Limited Edition Sneakers are not just any sneakers, they're an experience. With only 50 pairs available in the entire multiverse, these babies are a collector's item.

$1000.00 (but you'll pay triple that in therapy sessions)

*Please be aware that buying these sneakers may result in spontaneous combustion, temporary blindness, or an unshakeable desire for more. Proceed with caution.

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