Ultra-Rare Sneaker Edition 3: The One That Got Away

This edition has sold out, but not before it sold out. The world is still trying to understand the intricacies of our production process.

Features:

• Hand-knit by blindfolded, tone-deaf elves
• Crafted from the finest imported moonbeams
• Includes a complimentary, non-functional, velvet pouch

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