Sneaker Collector's Paradise

Limited Edition Sneakers that Will Never Be Made Again

Because we're just not that nice

Welcome, fellow sneaker heads! We've gathered here today to gaze upon the most exclusive, the most elusive, the most utterly unnecessary limited edition sneakers that will never, ever be made again. Yes, you heard that right. These babies are gone, gone, gone, and we're not making more of them. Ever.

But don't worry, we're not heartless. We'll let you bid on them, just for kicks. Literally.

Browse our collection:

Subpages:

• Price Is Right Sneakiest
• Sneakers of Doom

Or, if you will, just click here to play our Sneaker Collector Bingo game! Because, why not?

Rules of our auction:

1. We're not responsible for your financial ruin.

2. We're only responsible for your disappointment when the bidding doesn't go your way.

3. Don't even get us started on the shipping costs.

Happy bidding, and don't forget to wear your best "I'm-a-serious-sneaker-collector" face.