These aren't just sneakers, they're an investment in your future.
| Model | Price |
|---|---|
| Ultra-Glow 5000 "Glitter | $1,000,000 |
| Ultra-Glow 5000 "Diamond | $500,000 |
| Ultra-Glow 5000 "Ruby | $200,000 |
Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, try our Custom Order Form for the true connoisseur.
Don't bother trying to find these anywhere else. We have a limited supply, and we're not making any promises about restocking.
But hey, if you do happen to find a pair at a garage sale, you can write a letter to us and we'll consider giving you a participation trophy.
These aren't just sneakers, they're an art piece for your feet. Each pair is hand-crafted by our team of expert shoe whisperers, using only the finest materials and technology available.
The Ultra-Glow 5000 "Glitter" features a unique color palette that's sure to blind anyone who sees it. The Ultra-Glow 5000 "Diamond" boasts a diamond-encrusted sole that's guaranteed to get you invited to all the best parties. And the Ultra-Glow 5000 "Ruby" is, well, rare as it gets.
All Ultra-Glow 5000s come with a Lifetime Guarantee that you'll never need to replace them, because you'll never be able to take them off.